Vegas Brothel to Golden Knights: “Take Home the Stanley Cup and the Victory Party Is On Us!”
Popular Las Vegas-area brothel Sheri’s Ranch is proposing an extra added incentive for the Vegas Golden Knights to win the Stanley Cup this year, by offering to host a massive victory party at the sex resort with the full VIP guest experience.
With the Stanley Cup Finals well within reach for the ‘Vegas-born’ ice hockey team, the ladies of the legal sex resort are extending an invitation to join them in celebration, as well as personally thank them for the increase in client attendance that the Golden Knights have brought to Las Vegas-area businesses like Sheri’s.
“The Golden Knights are a big reason why my business is thriving… tourists want to celebrate the Knights, and Sheri’s is one of the places where adults go to party, Vegas-style,” said Allissa, a licensed sex worker at the Ranch, who has been cheering on the team with her fellow Sheri’s workers since its inaugural game in October.
“Vegas is booming and Vegas Pride is stronger than ever… if the Knights go all the way, I’ll go all the way!”
Dena, the madam of the bordello, agrees. “If the Golden Knights win, we all win. Offering the team a victory celebration at our adult resort is the least we can do.”
Dena added that the victory party will involve the full complement of over two dozen gorgeous women and that the entire sex menu will be available to any and all players wishing to partake of the brothel’s highly coveted erotic services — compliments of the house.
“Our girls are great motivators and they love the team,” said Dena. “They’re doing what they can to sweeten the pot and encourage the Golden Knights to win.”