There’s a Baby Calf That Looks Like Gene Simmons


We thought we’d seen it all when we found professional wrestlers who resemble the past and present members of Metallica, or when we realized that Jimmy Page is now a dead ringer for the Quaker Oats guy. Now, the latest entry — and possibly a winner — in the looks-like-a-classic-rocker category is a cow who resembles of Gene Simmons of Kiss when he’s in full “Demon” makeup.


Gene Simmons, Where were you on our about November 25, 2016?
This calf was born in Kerrville, Texas on the Ranch of a Heather Leonard Taccetta who works at Cowboy Steak House.
Now Obviously, we can’t serve this fine specimen, we may just keep Genie as we call her, as a Mascot for the Steakhouse.
Now Heather DID ADMIT that they had 99.5 KISS Rocks San Antonio; listening to KISS!
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“I didn’t realize how uncanny the comparison was until a friend put the two pictures side by side,” Drew Taylor of Hill Country Visitor told the Huffington Post. “I said, ‘Can I have that picture? Can I use it?’”

They went on to say that Genie, as she is known, was born on July 28 on the ranch of an employee at a local steakhouse and that, rather than wind up on somebody’s plate, she will act as a mascot for the restaurant.

“She’s too cute a calf,” Taylor added.

Rather than be offended by the notion that he looks like a cow, Simmons has embraced the resemblance. He tweeted an article about it, saying “This is real, folks!!! Calf called Genie is born on Texas ranch and looks EXACTLY like Kiss rocker Gene Simmons.”


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