Masters Of Metal Parody NANOWAR OF STEEL Program Addictive Hit “Helloworld.java” with New Source Code Video

 

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New Live Album, ‘XX Years Of Steel’, Out this Friday, December 6 via Napalm Records

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On Extended European Tour in Spring 2025!

Story: Ralph Greco, Jr.

Masters of comedic heavy metal NANOWAR OF STEEL strike again with their latest track, “HelloWorld.java,” a standout addition to their legacy of absurdly brilliant music. This tongue-in-cheek masterpiece merges headbanging riffs with a programmer’s worst (and funniest) nightmares. The band’s new live album, ‘XX Years Of Steel’, drops this Friday, December 6 via Napalm Records!

Paying homage to the world of coding, “HelloWorld.java” combines sharp wit, infectious melodies, and clever references to programming culture. The lyrics, written in Java programming language, should be translated at the listener’s own risk. The brand-new song is now available on all streaming platforms and comes with a stunning source code video. Perfect for programmers who headbang and headbangers who program!

NANOWAR OF STEEL on the new single “Helloworld.java”:

“/* HelloWorld.java is the first executable song written in the ancient and

* epic java programming language.

* This is an open source song, and you can download the source code from

* our GitHub repository:

https://github.com/NanowarOfSteel/HelloWorld */”

Check out the Source Code Video for “Helloworld.java“ HERE

NANOWAR OF STEEL on their album release on this Friday:

“Never in the history of NANOWAR OF STEEL has there been an album so new and so old at the same time. ‘XX Years Of Steel’ combines the greatest hits of our past, performed live at Alcatraz, Milan as well as the most mediocre hits of our future: B-Sides, Covers, and Re-recording of previously recorded songs. Just enough to justify a Bonus Disc which you might want to miss!”

Two decades of epic riffs, hilarious twists, and metal mayhem

With millions of cross-platform streams and views on their hilariously entertaining music videos, NANOWAR OF STEEL has captivated audiences worldwide with their multilingual talent, distinctive blend of humor, and cultural insight. ‘XX Years of Steel’ kicks off with a tongue-in-cheek Italian introduction that humorously reinterprets the Book of Genesis, setting the stage for a night full of metal mayhem and laughter. Fans can expect live renditions of the band’s most iconic tracks, such as “Norwegian Reggaeton,” which sees Charly Glamour (Gigatron) adding his explosive energy to the reggaeton-infused metal anthem. The crowd’s electric enthusiasm reaches its peak during “Valhalleluja”, where Odin himself (Thomas Winkler of Angus McSix) leads the charge, and during “Uranus” with fans’ chants echoing through the venue.

Adding to the excitement, ‘XX Years of Steel’ introduces two brand-new tracks, including “Stormwarrior Of The Storm” and the innovative “HelloWorld.java”, inspired by the history of coding – offering a playful yet complex narrative that showcases the band’s versatility. The new offering also blends special cover versions such as popular German party hit “Das Rote Pferd”, the hilarious Iron Maiden parody “Afraid to Shoot into the Eyes of a Stranger in a Strange Land” and the sudatory “Armpits Of Immortals”, enhanced from the likes of Ross The Boss (Manowar).

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‘XX Years of Steel’ Track List:

CD 1 (Live versions)

  1. Intro
  2. Sober
  3. Nanowar
  4. Gabonzo Robot
  5. Tricycles of Steel
  6. Il Cacciatore della Notte
  7. La Maledizione di Capitan Findus (feat. Maurizio Merluzzo)
  8. Odino & Valhalla
  9. Disco Metal
  10. V per Viennetta (feat. Alessandro del Vecchio)
  11. The Power of Imodium (feat. Alessandro del Vecchio)
  12. Power of the Power of the Power of the Power (of the Great Sword) (feat. Alessandro del Vecchio)
  13. Declination (feat. Alessandro del Vecchio)
  14. Barbie, MILF Princess of the Twilight (feat. Alessandro del Vecchio)

CD 2 (Live versions)

  1. Ironmonger (The Copier of the Seven Keys)
  2. RAP-Sody
  3. Il Signore degli Anelli (dello Stadio)
  4. Interlude
  5. Pasadena 1994
  6. Norwegian Reggaeton (feat. Charly Glamour (Gigatron))
  7. Metal
  8. Sottosegretari alla Presidenza della Repubblica del True Metal ( feat. Il Profeta (Gli Atroci))
  9. Feudalesimo e Libertà
  10. Bum Voyage
  11. Uranus
  12. Valhalleluja (feat Thomas Winkler)
  13. La Polenta Taragnarock
  14. Giorgio Mastrota (The Keeper of Inox Steel)

CD 3 (Studio versions)

  1. Stormwarrior of the Storm
  2. HelloWorld.java
  3. Afraid to shoot into the eyes of a stranger in a strange land
  4. Armpits of Immortals (feat. Ross the Boss)
  5. Das rote Pferd (Markus Becker Cover)
  6. El Baile del Perrito (Wilfrido Vargas Cover)
  7. Brave Margot (Georges Brassens Cover, feat. Nils Courbaron, feat. The Rumpled)
  8. We’re going to Tortuga (Venga Boys Cover, feat. The Rumpled)
  9. Gabonzo Robot (ガボンゾ-ロボット) (Japanese Version)

‘XX Years of Steel’ will be available in the following formats:

=> Wooden Boxset (3-CD Digisleeve, Numbered Ikea Furniture in plastic case,

Certificate, Poster, 15x15cm 16p Booklet, Digital Stream Access Code for the Live Video) – (Napalm Records Mailorder exclusive)

=> 2-LP Gatefold Silver Vinyl (1CD Slipcase) -(Napalm Records Mailorder exclusive)

=> 2-LP Gatefold Black Vinly

=> Bundle 3CD Digisleeve + Shirt

=> 3-CD Digisleeve

=> Digital

[2-LP Gatefold Silver Vinyl (1CD Slipcase) – (Napalm Records Mailorder exclusive)]

NANOWAR OF STEEL LIVE 2025

European Tour 2025

Co-Headline Tour w/ Dynazty

21.02.25 AT – Vienna / Simm City

22.02.25 DE – Leipzig / Hellraiser

23.02.25 DE – Stuttgart / Im Wizemann

24.02.25 DE – Hamburg / Kaiserkeller

26.02.25 FR – Paris / La Machine du Moulin Rouge

27.02.25 CH – Pratteln / Z7 Konzertfabrik

28.02.25 FR – Lyon / La Rayonne

01.03.25 DE – Lindau / Vaudeville

02.03.25 DE – Nuremberg / Hirsch

04.03.25 DK – Aarhus / VoxHall

05.03.25 NL – Tilburg / 013

06.03.25 DE – Frankfurt / Zoom

07.03.25 PL – Wroclaw / Transformator

08.03.25 HU – Budapest / Barba Negra

09.03.25 PL – Krakow / Kwadrat

10.03.25 DE – Berlin / Columbia Theater

12.03.25 BE – Antwerp / Zappa Club

13.03.25 TBC

14.03.25 NL – Drachten / Iduna

15.03.25 FR – Strasbourg / Le Molodoi

16.03.25 TBC

NANOWAR OF STEEL are:

Edoardo Carlesi – Bass

Carlo Alberto Fiaschi – Vocals

Raffaello Venditti – Vocals

Valerio Storch – Guitar

Alessandro Milone – Drums

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Ralph Greco, Jr. is the devilishly clever nom de plume of professional writer/musician Ralph Greco who lives in the wilds of suburban New Jersey. He is also a podcast co-host, but as everyone has a podcast these days, this fact is of very little consequence.

Ralph can be reached by writing ralphiedawriter@gmail.com

 

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