Story: Ralph Greco, Jr.
In the crazy world of pop stardom, maintaining a relationship can be nearly impossible. And with the world’s biggest pop star, Taylor Swift, now ‘enjoying the company’ of a star football player Travis Kelce, the 24 news cycle is alive with their romance…pretty much 24/7. For the girls of Rick’s Cabaret New York, though, who understand the desires of men more than most, Taylor Swift’s very public romances and breakups are all too easy to sympathize with.
Here, the hot dancers of New York’s premier gentlemen’s club weigh in on their Five Favorite Taylor Swift Ex (and One Current) Boyfriends.
“She dated Jake Gyllenhaal, right?” dancer Kelly muses. “Man, he is hot as hell!”
“It makes sense she has dated some fellow musicians like John Mayer and Joe Jonas,” reasoned Rick’s girl Natalia. “And they are both cute.”
“I guess the Taylor boy toy I most paid attention to at the time was Taylor Lautner,” dancer Tanya says. “Cause, I pretty much pay attention to Taylor Lautner all the time!”
And lastly, Rick’s girl Miranda says, “Her current guy is Travis Kelce, tight end for the Chiefs. Right? Way to go, Taylor, I say. Boy, does he ever have a tight end!”
In addition to Tanya, Miranda. Natalia and Kelly, Rick’s Cabaret New York, features over one hundred dancers nightly, is open until 4 a.m. every night, and is the tri-level premier club of its kind, located in the heart of Manhattan @ 50 West 33rd Street, a block from Madison Square Garden.
And Taylor and Travis are welcome at Rick’s anytime.
Ralph Greco, Jr. is the devilishly clever nom de plume of professional writer/musician Ralph Greco who lives in the wilds of suburban New Jersey. He is also a podcast co-host, but as everyone has a podcast these days, this fact is of very little consequence.
Ralph can be reached by writing [email protected]
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