From Tiger King to Pony Wrangler.
LEXINGTON, KY – With reports that Joe Exotic has been transferred to a federal correctional facility in Lexington and is eligible for work release, Pony Lexington has officially extended the Tiger King a work-release job offer.
The position?
Senior Pony Wrangler
Special Assignment: Pretty Kitty and Cougar Outreach
Management says Joe’s résumé made him the obvious choice.
Minimum Qualifications
- 20+ years wrangling exotic kitty
- Legendary mullet
- Can spot pretty pussy from a mile away
- National headline experience
Primary Responsibilities
* Keep an eye on the Ponies
Im Build relationships with Lexington’s finest cougars
• Absolutely no tigers or Carole Baskin’s on company property
Despite Joe’s lack of nightclub experience, Pony Lexington says they’re willing to take a chance.
“Joe Exotic is the oblivious choice for any job involving….cats,” says Mike Dickinson, Regional Manager Pony Clubs.
“We’re looking for someone with extensive feline experience. The pretty pussy part… we’ll train. His mullet already qualifies for its own employee badge and his big cat experience has finally paid off.”
ABOUT PONY LEXINGTON
Pony Lexington has built a reputation for unforgettable entertainment, unforgettable personalities, and now, apparently, unforgettable hiring announcements.
Whether you’re a Tiger King, a Pony Wrangler, or just looking for a legendary night out, Pony Lexington welcomes everyone with a sense of humor.
The Pony – Lexington
Email: mike@ponyclubs.com
Phone: (804) 347-7589
Website: www.ponylexington.com
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Mike Dickinson Regional Manager PonyClubs.com | (804) 347-7589 |
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